Oh what have I done??

I have done something rather foolish. On Twitter today, I saw that celebrities are starting something called #TwitterMillion to try to harness Twitter to raise £1 Million for Comic Relief.

Caught up on the moment, I decided that I wanted to get involved. But what could I do? Being a fat lad, I couldn't do any of the usual sponsorship deals. I've not going it in my to run or swim or bike for any real distance. So why not use my special skills to my advance. So I asked myself, what am I best at? Why, the answer was obvious... eating so unhealthily that even a small child would tell me to eat more vegetables. So this is the challenge I have set for myself.

For all of March 2013, I will not eat sweets, crisps, chocolate or takeaways, nor will I drink any fizzy drinks.

I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, my awful diet is my vice, and I'm turning my back on it for 31 days. It will be very difficult for me, I'm not going to lie. I'm going to moan about it, but I'm not going to lie.

So I'm going to ask you, to please put your hands in your pocket and sponsor me. I know times are tough but it really is for a good cause. Also, for my money to be counted towards #TwitterMillion, I need to raise £50 by the day of Comic Relief (March 15th)

I have joined the team of Celebrity Masterchef winner TV's Emma Kennedy, so if you would like to read her blog on #TwitterMillion you can do so here and you can join Emma's team here.

And most importantly (to me), you can sponsor me here

Thank you. I love you.